Prison or Work?

Prison or Work?

This is classic, I had to share it...

In prison... you spend the majority of your time in an 8x10
cell.
At work... you spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.

In prison... you get three meals a day.
At work... you get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for
it.

In prison... you get time off for good behavior.
At work... you get rewarded for good behavior with more work.

In prison... a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
At work... you must carry around a security card and unlock
and open all the doors yourself.

In prison... you can watch TV and play games.
At work... you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

In prison... you get your own toilet.
At work... you have to share.

In prison... they allow your family and friends to visit.
At work... you cannot even speak to your family and friends.

In prison... all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work
required.
At work... you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and
then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for
prisoners.

In prison... you spend most of your life looking through bars
from inside wanting to get out.
At work... you spend most of your time wanting to get out and
go inside bars.

In prison... there are wardens who are often sadistic.
At work... they are called supervisors.

In prison... you have unlimited time to read e-mail jokes.
At work... you get fired if you get caught.

OK, that's funny.  But it's a lot more funny to those of
us that have "escaped" from a J.O.B. (just over broke)
than it is to those that are living this way.

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