BMW SA acknowledges your dream of owning one. We however regret to inform you that after looking at your payslip even after your Bonus, your application was unsuccessful and you can never afford a BMW in the near future.
We appreciate your dreams and your desires but our brand is not for the third class people like you. We would be glad if you don't insult us with your payslip again. I have also forwarded your details onto TATA for consideration. In the mean time, just eat your heart out!!
Regards,
General Manager:
BMW Brand Management
ps... a Copy of your pay slip as enclosed with your application:
