At Sunday School they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings. Little Johnny, a child in the Kindergarten class, seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs.
Later in the week his mother noticed him lying down as though he were ill, and asked, "Johnny, what is the matter?"
Little Johnny groaned and responded , "I have a pain in my side. I think I'm going to have a wife."
Short jokes that landed in my inbox...
To all connoisseurs of good puns... ****************** How does an attorney sleep? First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other si...
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Please consider the following questions: · Do you have feelings of inadequacy? · Do you suffer from shyness? · ...
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