Dangerous Doctors - SCARY

Doctors

(A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is
700,000.

(B) Accidental deaths caused by Physicians
per year are
120,000.

(C) Accidental deaths per physician is
0.171.

Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept of
Health and Human Services.

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Now think about this:

Guns

(A) The number of gun owners in the U.S. is
80,000,000.

(Yes, that's 80 million)

(B) The number of accidental gun deaths
per year, all age groups, is
1,500.

(C) The number of accidental deaths

per gun owner is
.000188.


Statistics courtesy of FBI


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So, statistically, doctors are approximately
900 times more dangerous than gun owners.

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Remember, 'Guns don't kill people, doctors do.'

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FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN,

BUT
Almost everyone has at least one doctor.

This means you are over 900 times more likely to be killed by a doctor than a gun owner!!!

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Please alert your friends
to this alarming threat.

We must ban doctors
before this gets completely out of hand!!!!!

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Out of concern for the public at large,
I withheld the statistics on
lawyers

for fear the shock would cause
people to panic and seek medical attention!

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