The Oldest Known Profession...

Question: What is really the oldest profession in the
world?

Answer: Traffic Cop...

Why? It says in Genesis 3:4 " ...and I saw the evil spirit standing
behind a bush"

Short jokes that landed in my inbox...

 To all connoisseurs of good puns... ****************** How does an attorney sleep?  First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other si...