At the nursery, the sales clerk said,
"I'm sorry sir, we don't have any African Violets in stock. We
don't carry them at this time of year. Perhaps a nice potted
geranium?"
"No," replied Kevin rather sadly, "It was African Violets that my
wife told me to water while she was gone...."
Short jokes that landed in my inbox...
To all connoisseurs of good puns... ****************** How does an attorney sleep? First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other si...
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Please consider the following questions: · Do you have feelings of inadequacy? · Do you suffer from shyness? · ...
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To all connoisseurs of good puns... ****************** How does an attorney sleep? First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other si...