Thursday, November 22, 2012

‘THEY CALL IT BRIDGE’


A Cleaning woman was applying for a new position. 
 
When asked why she left her last employment she replied... 
 
‘Yes, sir, the wages were good, but it was the most ridiculous place I ever worked.’ 
 
They played a game they call BRIDGE, and last night a lot of folks were there. 
 
As I was about to bring refreshments, I heard a man say ‘Lay down and let’s see what you got.’ 
 
Another man said ‘I got strength, but not much length.’ And then another man said to a lady, ‘Take your hand off my trick.’ 
 
I pretty near dropped dead just when a lady answered, ‘You forced me. You jumped me twice when you didn’t have the strength for one good raise’. 
 
Another lady was talking about protecting her honour. And, two ladies were talking and one said, ‘Now it’s my turn to play with your husband while you play with mine.’ 
 
Well, I just got my hat and coat and as I was leaving I hope to die if one them didn’t say, ‘Well, I guess we can go home, this is our last rubber!’.............

Tuesday, November 13, 2012

Daddy, how was I born?

A little boy goes to his father and asks:

 'Daddy, how was I born?'


The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!

Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.

Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe..

We sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other.

There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.

As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button....

Nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:


Scroll down...




You'll love this ....




'You got Male!

Tuesday, November 6, 2012

Wrinkles and a Wooden ball...

An old man walks into the barbershop for a shave and a haircut, but he tells the barber he can't get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age.

The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells him to put it inside his cheek to spread out the skin.

When he's finished, the old man tells the barber that was the cleanest shave he's had in years.

But he wanted to know what would have happened if he had swallowed that little ball.

The barber replied, "Just bring it back in a couple of days like everyone else does.".................!!!!!

The lighter side of being ill...

“Being ill is one of the greatest pleasures of life, provided one is not too ill and is not obliged to work until one is better.” Samuel B...