Tuesday, January 29, 2013

Brain Study Exercise

Interesting brain exercise!


We've seen this with the letters out of order,


but this is the first time I've seen it with numbers.


 


Good example of a Brain Study:


If you can read this OUT LOUD you have a strong mind.


 


And better than that: Alzheimers is a long, long ways down the road before


it ever gets anywhere near you.


 


7H15 M3554G3


53RV35 7O PR0V3


H0W 0UR M1ND5 C4N


D0 4M4Z1NG 7H1NG5!


1MPR3551V3 7H1NG5!


1N 7H3 B3G1NN1NG


17 WA5 H4RD BU7


N0W, 0N 7H15 LIN3


Y0UR M1ND 1S


R34D1NG 17


4U70M471C4LLY


W17H 0U7 3V3N


7H1NK1NG 4B0U7 17,


B3 PROUD! 0NLY


C3R741N P30PL3 C4N


R3AD 7H15.


PL3453 F0RW4RD 1F


U C4N R34D 7H15.


 


To my 'selected' strange-minded friends: If you can read the following


paragraph, forward it on to your friends and the person that sent it to you


with 'yes' in the subject line. Only great minds can read this. This is


weird, but interesting!


 


If you can raed this, you have a sgtrane mnid, too.


 


Can you raed this? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. I cdnuolt blveiee that I


cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrdwhat I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the


hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch atCmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't


mtaetr in what oerdr the ltteres in a word are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is


that the frsit and last ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a


taotl mses and you can still raed it whotuit a pboerlm. This is bcuseae the


huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the word as a wlohe.


Azanmig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!


 


Even if you are not old, you will find this interesting...


 


This is NOT a joke. If you were able to pass these tests, you can cancel


your annual visit to yourneurologist. Your brain is great and you're far
from having a close relationship with Alzheimers..

Wednesday, January 23, 2013

Tough Teacher...

My kind of teacher (I'm still laughing!)

This one is dedicated to all my friends who ever taught school, parented children or served their country.

A former Sergeant, having served his time with the Marine Corps, took a new job as a school teacher, but just before the school year started, he injured his back.

He was required to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. Fortunately, the cast fit under his shirt and wasn't noticeable.

On the first day of class, he found himself assigned to the toughest students in the school. The punks, having already heard the new teacher was a former Marine, were leery of him and decided to see how tough he really was before trying any pranks.

Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, the new teacher opened the window wide and sat down at his desk. When a strong breeze made his tie flap, he picked up a stapler and promptly stapled the tie to his chest.

There was dead silence. He had no trouble with discipline that year.

Monday, January 21, 2013

Romance Never Dies...

An older couple were lying in bed one night.

The husband was falling asleep but thewife felt romantic and wanted to talk...

She said, "You use to hold my hand when we were courting."

Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to get back to sleep.

A few moments later she said, "Then you used to kiss me." Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep.

Thirty seconds later she said, "Then you use to bite my neck."

Angrily, he threw back the blankets and got out of bed.

"Where are you going?" she asked. "To get my teeth!""

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