A
man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him round the head
with a frying pan.
'What was that for?' the man asked.
The wife replied
, 'That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I
found in your pants pocket'.
The man then said 'When I was at the races
last week , Jenny was the name of the horse I bet on . '
The wife
apologized and went on with the housework.
Three days later the man is
watching TV when his wife bashes him on the head with an even bigger
frying pan, knocking him unconscious.
Upon re-gaining consciousness the
man asked why she had hit again.
Wife replied. 'Your horse phoned'...