The kids discovered an old typewriter in the attic. Though it was old, it was still well preserved. Of course, dad had to explain...
He got a sheet of paper, put it in the machine, and started typing...
The kids were amazed, and started firing questions like:
Where do you plug it in?
Dad says "you don;t have to plug it in".
Where are the batteries?
Dad replies "no batteries needed".
What software does it use?
Dad (smiling) says "no software required".
Kids: "WOW Dad! Why didn't they invent this LONG AGO?!"
Short jokes that landed in my inbox...
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