after all, happiness is not the only thing
in life!!
--Anonymous
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An archaeologist is the best husband a
woman can have;
the older she gets the more interested he
is in her.
--Agatha Christie
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Bachelors should be heavily taxed.
It is not fair that some men should be
happier than others.
--Oscar Wilde
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Don't marry for money; you can borrow it
cheaper.
--Scottish Proverb
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I don't worry about terrorism.
I was married for two years.
--Sam Kinison
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A psychiatrist is a person who will give
you expensive answers that
your wife will give you for free.
--Anonymous
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Men have a better time than women;
for one thing, they marry later,
for another thing, they die earlier.
--H. L. Mencken
