--engagement ring
--wedding ring
---suffering
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When a newly married couple smiles,
everyone knows why.
When a ten-year married couple smiles,
everyone wonders why.
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Love is blind but marriage is an
eye-opener.
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When a man opens the door of his car for
his wife,
you can be sure of one thing:
either the car is new or the wife.
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I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go
for our anniversary?"
She said, "Somewhere I have never been!"
I told her, "How about the kitchen?"
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We always hold hands. If I let go, she
shops.
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My wife was in beauty saloon for two
hours.
That was only for the estimate.She got a
mud pack and looked great
for two days.Then the mud fell off.
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She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am
I too late for the garbage?
"Following her down the street I yelled,
"No, jump in!"
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and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do
you let in first?
The Dog of course..at least he'll shut up
after you let him in!
