Advertisement In Shop:
'Guitar, for sale...... Cheap...... no strings attached.'
'Guitar, for sale...... Cheap...... no strings attached.'
Ad. In Hospital Waiting Room:
'Smoking Helps You Lose Weight....
One Lung At A Time!'
On a bulletin board:
'Success Is Relative.
The More The Success,
The More The Relatives.'
When I Read About The Evils Of Drinking....
I Gave Up Reading
My Grandfather Is Eighty And Still Doesn't Need Glasses....
He Drinks Straight Out Of The Bottle.
Sign In A Bar:
'Those Of You Who Are Drinking To Forget, Please Pay In Advance.'
Sign In Driving School:
'If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive, Don't Stand In Her Way...'
The Surest Sign That Intelligent Life Exists Elsewhere In The Universe
Is The Fact That It Has Never Tried To Contact Us.
