Afternoon puzzle.....:)

This puzzle is called Lateral Thinking ..


 
Scroll down slowly and be honest with yourself.  

(13 sections all in all - so keep scrolling...:)


 


 


          man 


 


1. ------------


 


      board 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


Ans.  = man overboard


 


 


 


 


 


Okay, let's see  if you've got the hang of it. 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


           stand 


 


2. ------------


 


         


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


Ans.  = I understand


 


 


  OK . 


 


 


Got the drift ? 


 


 


Let's try a few now and see how you fare ? 


 


 


 


 


 


3.  /r/e/a/d/i/n/g/


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


Ans.  = reading between the lines


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


4.     


 


      


 


     road 


 


     


 


     


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


Ans.  = cross road


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


Not having a good day now, are you ?


 


 


Redeem yourself. 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


5.  cycle


 


    cycle 


 


    cycle 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


Ans.  = tricycle


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


Not easy to figure out ha!


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


         


 


6. ------------


 


       M.D. 


 


       Ph.D. 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


Ans. = two degrees below zero


 


 


 


 


 


 


C'mon give it a little thought ! ! 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


     


 


7.  knee 


 


    light 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


Ans. = neon light


 


 


 


( knee - on - light )


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


U can prove u r smart by getting this one. 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


                 ground 


 


8.        --------------- 


 


    feet feet feet feet feet feet


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


Ans.  = six feet underground


 


 


 


 


 


 


Oh no, not again ! !


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


9.  he's X himself


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


Ans.  = he's by himself


 


 


 


 


 


 


Now you're messing up big time.


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


10.  ecnalg


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


Ans.  = backward glance


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


Not even close ! !


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


11.  death ....... life


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


Ans.  = life after death


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


Okay last chance ...................


 


 


 


12.  THINK


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


Ans.  = think big ! !


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


And the last one is real fundoo - - - 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


13.  abababababababababababababababababababab...


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


Ans.  = long time no 'C'

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