Wednesday, October 15, 2014

The REAL Facts about Health...

For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health.  It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.   

 1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than
Brits.

 2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Brits.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Brits.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Brits.
       
5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Brits.  

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CONCLUSION:  Eat and drink what you like.   Speaking English is
apparently what kills you.

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