Monday, March 16, 2015

A Very SMart Cop...

Two policemen (Constables Roy and Barry) call the station on the radio.

"Hello. Is that the Sarge?"

"Yes?"

"We have a case here... 


A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor after she had just mopped it clean."

"Have you arrested the woman?"

"No sir....


The floor is still wet."

The lighter side of being ill...

“Being ill is one of the greatest pleasures of life, provided one is not too ill and is not obliged to work until one is better.” Samuel B...