A man goes into a restaurant with his wife...
The waiter approaches the table and asks for their order. "I'll have your biggest, juiciest steak," the man says. "But sir, what about the mad cow?!" asks the waiter.
"Oh," answers the man, "she'll order for herself."
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To all connoisseurs of good puns... ****************** How does an attorney sleep? First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other si...
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Please consider the following questions: · Do you have feelings of inadequacy? · Do you suffer from shyness? · ...
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A young guy from Texas moves to California and goes to one of those big "everything under one roof" stores looking for a job. The ...