Subject: FW: Health Message

As I was lying in bed pondering the problems of the world, I rapidly realized that I don't really give a hoot. It's the tortoise life for me!

1. If walking/cycling is good for your health, the postman would be
immortal.

2. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water, and is fat.

3. A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 5 years.

4. A tortoise doesn't run and does nothing, yet it lives for 150 years.

And you tell me to exercise? I don't think so.

I'm retired. Go around me!

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