Bad pick-up lines
"Are you religious? Because I could be the answer to your prayers." "Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?" "If I followed you home, would you keep me?" "I think I must be dying because I'm looking at Heaven." "Do u sleep on your stomach ...........can I?" "I know they say milk does a body good but damn, how much have u been drinking?" "If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together" "HEY!!!! Wanna go half on a baby?" "That dress looks great on you! It would look even better in a pile on my bedroom floor!" "Just wondering, what would you like for breakfast tomorrow morning?" "If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!" "Your father must have been a thief... he took the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes." "It must be a day off in heaven for an angel like you to be amongst us." ...