Grumpy Talk ..... :)

A Special Package for Businessmen. An Airline introduced a special package for Business men. Buy your ticket; get your wife's ticket free. After great success, the company sent letters to all the wives asking how the trip was. All of them gave the same reply ..."What trip?"       New SIM to surprise her husband Woman buys a new Sim Card.  Puts it in her phone and decides to surprise her husband who is seated on the couch in the Living room. She goes to the kitchen, calls her husband with the new number: "Hello Darling." The husband responds in a low tone: "Let me call you back later Honey, the stupid woman is in the kitchen.     Cool message by a wife Dear Mother-in-law, "Don't teach me how to handle my children, I'm living with one of yours & he needs a lot of improvement"   Throwing knives at wife's picture Husband was throwing knives at his wife’s picture. All were missing the target! Suddenly he received call from her...