Short jokes that landed in my inbox...
To all connoisseurs of good puns... ****************** How does an attorney sleep? First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other side. ************* I have a few jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work. ************** How do you make holy water? You take some regular water & boil the hell out of it. *************** Will glass coffins be a success? Remains to be seen. *************** What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter. ************** Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.” ************** Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There’s no menu - you get what you deserve. *************** I went to buy some camouflage trousers yesterday but couldn't find any. *************** What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybe. *************** I ...
