Grumpy Talk ..... :)

If tis is what is happening in ermelo... can you imagine what is happening in gauteng.... how many women have literally lost their lives - regardless of whether they were killed or not... you can read the full story here: http://www.news24.com/SouthAfrica/News/9-in-court-over-sex-slaves-20100427 we are used to human beings being trafficked out of the country... and cities being a mess. but "local slavery"....in a relatively small town.... admitted, the women were abducted from the city...but still... we have reason to be worried. veeery worried... just my 0.02c

It's wise to remember how easily email can be misused, sometimes unintentionally, with serious consequences……... Consider the case of the Illinois man who left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick email. Unfortunately, when typing her address, he missed one letter, and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher's wife whose husband had passed away only the day before. When the grieving widow checked her email, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint. At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen: Dearest Wife, Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow. P.S. Sure is hot down here…….

We've all had the annoying experience of calling up a hotline and waiting on the phone for eons to hear all the choices the lucky touch-tone dialers receive. Well, think how frustrating that would be if you were calling the.... PSYCHIATRIC HOTLINE The telephone rings and an answering machine answers... "Welcome to the psychiatric hotline." If you are obsessive compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If you are codependent, please ask someone to press 2. If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6. If you are paranoid/delusional, we know who you are, what you want, just stay on the line so that we can trace your call. If you are a schizophrenic, listen carefully, and a little voice will tell you which number to press. If your are manic depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press....no one will answer anyway…..

1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks and cleans from time to time, and has a job. 2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh. 3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you. 4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you. 5. It's very, very important that these four women don't know each other....

A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy, young man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes away from him. The young man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward them. Before she could offer her apologies for being so rude for staring, the young man said to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $100, on one condition." Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The young man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words." The woman considered his proposition for a moment, withdrew from her purse and slowly counted out five $20 bills, which she gladly pressed into the young man's hand. She looked deeply into his eyes and slowly and meaningfully said: "Clean...my...house."

mmmm.... Shoot the farmer. Shoot the boer. Not serious, is it ? After all, it is the words of a song - a song that was part of history.... And according to the ANC top brass, they will not erase history... However, they were very quick to remove anything that reminded them about the apartheid government... But I guess that is not part of history... Whites have been told time and again "not to be over-sensitive"... By people who freak out if you slip some wrong word in between.... Double standards ? Let's not go there... Let's face it - any history, from any country, contains pieces nobody can be proud of. Let those pieces be left behind in the history books - where they belong - and move on. As long as we cling to the past, we will cling to all the bad things of the past... And we will never really be free... just my 0.02c

A man walks into an insurance office and asks for a job. "Sorry, we don't need anyone..." they replied. "You can't afford not to hire me. I can sell anyone anything anytime!" "Well, we have two prospects that no one has been able to sell. If you can sell just one, then you have a job." He was gone about two hours and returned and handed them two checks, one for $25,000 and another for $50,000. "How in the world did you do that?" they asked. "I told you I'm the worlds best salesman, I can sell anyone anything, anytime!" "Did you get a urine sample?" they asked him. "What's that?" he asked. "Well, if you sell a policy over $20,000 the company requires a urine sample. Now take these two bottles and go back and get urine samples." He was gone about 8 hours and the office was about to close, when in he walks in with two five gallon buckets, one in each hand. He sets the buckets down and reaches i...