A man who makes caskets was on his way to deliver one of the coffins when, not that far from his destination, his car broke down. Trying not to be late out of respect for the client, he put the coffin on his head and began heading to his destination. Some policemen saw him and wanted to make some money off him (bribe), so they challenged him: "Hey!!! What are you carrying and where are you going?!" The man said, "Eish, I do not like where I was buried, so I am busy relocating". The Policemen turned and ran for their lives!!!
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