Redecoration problems...
A fellow decided to decorate his bedroom. He wasn't sure how many
rolls of wallpaper he would need but he knew that the Irishman
who lived next door had recently done the same job and the two
rooms were identical in size.
"Murphy," he asked, "How many rolls of wallpaper did you buy for
your bedroom?"
"Ten" said Murphy.
So the fellow bought the ten rolls of paper and did the job. It
looked wonderful, but he had 2 rolls of wallpaper left over.
"Murphy," he said. "I bought ten rolls of wallpaper for the
bedroom, but I've got 2 left over!"
"Dat's funny," said Murphy. "So did I."
rolls of wallpaper he would need but he knew that the Irishman
who lived next door had recently done the same job and the two
rooms were identical in size.
"Murphy," he asked, "How many rolls of wallpaper did you buy for
your bedroom?"
"Ten" said Murphy.
So the fellow bought the ten rolls of paper and did the job. It
looked wonderful, but he had 2 rolls of wallpaper left over.
"Murphy," he said. "I bought ten rolls of wallpaper for the
bedroom, but I've got 2 left over!"
"Dat's funny," said Murphy. "So did I."