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The Ten Commandments Of Employment…

The Ten Commandments Of Employment…

1. If it rings, put it on hold.

2. If it clunks, call the repairman.

3. If it whistles, ignore it.

4. If it’s a friend, stop work and chat.

5. If it’s the boss, look busy.

6. If it talks, take notes.

7. If it’s handwritten, type it.

8. if it’s typed, copy it.

9. If it’s copied, file it.

10. If it’s Friday, forget it!

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