The Lighter side of Marriage - part 2
Marriage is a three ring circus:
--engagement ring
--wedding ring
---suffering
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When a newly married couple smiles,
everyone knows why.
When a ten-year married couple smiles,
everyone wonders why.
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Love is blind but marriage is an
eye-opener.
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When a man opens the door of his car for
his wife,
you can be sure of one thing:
either the car is new or the wife.
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I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go
for our anniversary?"
She said, "Somewhere I have never been!"
I told her, "How about the kitchen?"
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We always hold hands. If I let go, she
shops.
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My wife was in beauty saloon for two
hours.
That was only for the estimate.She got a
mud pack and looked great
for two days.Then the mud fell off.
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She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am
I too late for the garbage?
"Following her down the street I yelled,
"No, jump in!"
------------------------------ --------------------------- If your dog is barking at the back door
and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do
you let in first?
The Dog of course..at least he'll shut up
after you let him in!
--engagement ring
--wedding ring
---suffering
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When a newly married couple smiles,
everyone knows why.
When a ten-year married couple smiles,
everyone wonders why.
------------------------------
Love is blind but marriage is an
eye-opener.
------------------------------
When a man opens the door of his car for
his wife,
you can be sure of one thing:
either the car is new or the wife.
------------------------------
I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go
for our anniversary?"
She said, "Somewhere I have never been!"
I told her, "How about the kitchen?"
-----------------------------
We always hold hands. If I let go, she
shops.
-----------------------------
My wife was in beauty saloon for two
hours.
That was only for the estimate.She got a
mud pack and looked great
for two days.Then the mud fell off.
------------------------------
She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am
I too late for the garbage?
"Following her down the street I yelled,
"No, jump in!"
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and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do
you let in first?
The Dog of course..at least he'll shut up
after you let him in!