Crucial Health Information.....:)
Please consider the following questions:
· Do you have feelings
of inadequacy?
· Do you suffer from
shyness?
· Do you sometimes wish
you were more assertive?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Cabernet Sauvignon.
Cabernet Sauvignon is the safe, natural way to feel better and
more confident about yourself and your actions. It can help ease you out of
your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do
just about anything.
You will notice the benefits of Cabernet Sauvignon almost
immediately and, with a regimen of regular doses, you can overcome any
obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live.
Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will
discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living.
Cabernet Sauvignon may not be right for everyone. Women who are
pregnant or nursing should not use it. However, women who wouldn't mind
nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.
Side effects
Side effects may include:
Dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, loss of motor
control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of
grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to
sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and
Naked Twister.
Warnings:
· The consumption of
Cabernet Sauvignon may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
· The consumption of
Cabernet Sauvignon may cause you to tell your friends over and over again
that you love them.
· The consumption of
Cabernet Sauvignon may cause you to think you can sing.
· The consumption of
Cabernet Sauvignon may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter,
faster and better looking than most people.
Please feel free to share this important information with as many people as you feel may benefit!
