The Engineer who Became a Doctor....

An Engineer was unemployed for long time. He could not find a job so he opened a medical clinic and puts a sign up outside: 

"Get your treatment for $50, if not treated get back $100."

One Doctor thinks this is a good opportunity to earn $100 and goes to his clinic.

Doctor: "I have lost taste in my mouth."

Engineer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."

Doctor: "This is Petrol!"

Engineer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $50."

The Doctor gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days later to recover his money.

Doctor: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."

Engineer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."

Doctor: "But that is Petrol!"

Engineer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $50."

The Doctor leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.

Doctor: "My eyesight has become weak."

Engineer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for this. Take this $100."

Doctor: "But this is $50..."

Engineer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $50."

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