The lighter side of being ill...

Jokes - the lighter side of being ill“Being ill is one of the greatest pleasures of life, provided one is not too ill and is not obliged to work until one is better.” Samuel Butler
“The trouble with being a hypochondriac these days is that antibiotics have cured all the good diseases.” Caskie Stinnet
Bombeck’s rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

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“One of the minor pleasures in life is to be slightly ill.” Harold Nicholson
The doctor tells the patient he has very bad flu. The patient says he wants a second opinion. The doctor says, ”OK, you’re ugly too”.
“A doctor is the only man without a guaranteed cure for the cold”. Dominic Cleary
“The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature affects the cure.” Voltaire
“If a doctor treats your cold, it will go away in fourteen days. If you leave it alone, it will go away in two weeks. Gloria Silverstein
“My dear doctor, I’m surprised to hear you say that I am coughing very badly, because I have been practising all night.” John Philpot Curran


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