A Very SMart Cop...

Two policemen (Constables Roy and Barry) call the station on the radio.

"Hello. Is that the Sarge?"

"Yes?"

"We have a case here... 

A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor after she had just mopped it clean."

"Have you arrested the woman?"

"No sir....

The floor is still wet."

The Engineer who Became a Doctor....

An Engineer was unemployed for long time. He could not find a job so he opened a medical clinic and puts a sign up outside: 

"Get your treatment for $50, if not treated get back $100."

One Doctor thinks this is a good opportunity to earn $100 and goes to his clinic.

Doctor: "I have lost taste in my mouth."

Engineer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."

Doctor: "This is Petrol!"

Engineer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $50."

The Doctor gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days later to recover his money.

Doctor: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."

Engineer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."

Doctor: "But that is Petrol!"

Engineer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $50."

The Doctor leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.

Doctor: "My eyesight has become weak."

Engineer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for this. Take this $100."

Doctor: "But this is $50..."

Engineer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $50."