About Land Rovers...err... Landrovers...err... Landy's...err.....
All Land Rovers are like women - They moan on long journey's, embarrass you in front of friends and you spend more money than you ever expected once you've commit yourself to one.
Police officers shake your hand when they issue you a speeding ticket
Why do most Defenders have jerry cans and gas bottles fitted?
So that the driver can make coffee while waiting for a breakdown.
Landrovers have the best fuel consumption of all 4x4's.
That's because they are always being towed by something else.
Why do LR's always drive in convoy?
The are playing 'Who's the weakest Link'
Hulle sê 90 persent van Land Rovers wat gebou is , is nog oppad ,die ander 10% het hulle bestemming gehaal
Daars net 3 goed wat jy van die maan kan sien:
1. Great wall of China
2. Gaping tussen die WP se senters,
3. Landrover se olielekke
I always wondered why landrover called their models, a Series 90, Defender 110 etc. But this weekend I found out, those numbers in the model name are the top speeds.
When you drive on a toll road, you get these yellow emergency phones next to the road. Stop and look closer. On the phones there are emergency numbers like; police, ambulance, doctor, Landrover SA etc.
Julle weet natuurlik jy breek nie n land Rover nie..... Jy koop hom stukkend.
Q: What goes on pages 4-5 of the Landy's user's manual?
A: The train & bus schedule.
Q: What is the sport-version of a Landy?
A: The driver wears Nike shoes.
Q: What do you call a Landy with brakes?
A: Customized.
Q: What do you have to do if your Landy gets in the way of a swarm of killer bees?
A: Stop pushing and take refuge in the car.
Q: How do you make a Landy go faster uphill?
A: Throw out the passenger.
Police officers shake your hand when they issue you a speeding ticket
Why do most Defenders have jerry cans and gas bottles fitted?
So that the driver can make coffee while waiting for a breakdown.
Landrovers have the best fuel consumption of all 4x4's.
That's because they are always being towed by something else.
Why do LR's always drive in convoy?
The are playing 'Who's the weakest Link'
Hulle sê 90 persent van Land Rovers wat gebou is , is nog oppad ,die ander 10% het hulle bestemming gehaal
Daars net 3 goed wat jy van die maan kan sien:
1. Great wall of China
2. Gaping tussen die WP se senters,
3. Landrover se olielekke
I always wondered why landrover called their models, a Series 90, Defender 110 etc. But this weekend I found out, those numbers in the model name are the top speeds.
When you drive on a toll road, you get these yellow emergency phones next to the road. Stop and look closer. On the phones there are emergency numbers like; police, ambulance, doctor, Landrover SA etc.
Julle weet natuurlik jy breek nie n land Rover nie..... Jy koop hom stukkend.
Q: What goes on pages 4-5 of the Landy's user's manual?
A: The train & bus schedule.
Q: What is the sport-version of a Landy?
A: The driver wears Nike shoes.
Q: What do you call a Landy with brakes?
A: Customized.
Q: What do you have to do if your Landy gets in the way of a swarm of killer bees?
A: Stop pushing and take refuge in the car.
Q: How do you make a Landy go faster uphill?
A: Throw out the passenger.
