Two very different doctors...

Two doctors

Best friends graduated from medical school at the same time and decided
that, in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice
together to share office space and personnel.

Dr. Smith was the psychiatrist and Dr. Jones was the proctologist; they put
up a sign reading: "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors". The
town council was livid and insisted they change it.

So, the docs changed it to read: "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids". This was
also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign.

"Catatonics and High Colonics"; again, no go!

Next, they tried "Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives"; thumbs down
again.

Then came "Minds and Behinds"; still no good.

Another attempt resulted in "Lost Souls and Butt Holes"; unacceptable
again!

So they tried "Analysis and Anal Cysts"; not a chance.

"Nuts and Butts"; no way.

"Freaks and Cheeks"; still no good.

"Loons and Moons"; forget it.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with: "Dr. Smith and Dr.
Jones - Odds and Ends".

Everyone loved it.

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