Daddy, how was I born?

A little boy goes to his father and asks:

 'Daddy, how was I born?'


The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!

Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.

Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe..

We sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other.

There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.

As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button....

Nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:


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You'll love this ....




'You got Male!

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