‘THEY CALL IT BRIDGE’
A Cleaning woman was applying for a new position.
When
asked why she left her last employment she replied...
‘Yes, sir, the
wages were good, but it was the most ridiculous place I ever worked.’
They played a game they call BRIDGE, and last night a lot of folks were
there.
As I was about to bring refreshments, I heard a man say ‘Lay down
and let’s see what you got.’
Another man said ‘I got strength, but not
much length.’ And then another man said to a lady, ‘Take your hand off
my trick.’
I
pretty near dropped dead just when a lady answered, ‘You forced me. You
jumped me twice when you didn’t have the strength for one good raise’.
Another lady was talking about protecting her honour. And, two ladies
were talking and one said, ‘Now it’s my turn to play with your husband
while you play with mine.’
Well,
I just got my hat and coat and as I was leaving I hope to die if one
them didn’t say, ‘Well, I guess we can go home, this is our last
rubber!’.............
