A little boy goes to his father and asks:
'Daddy, how was I born?'
The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you
will need to find out anyway!
Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe..
We sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other.
There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button....
Nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:
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You'll love this ....
'You got Male!
Short jokes that landed in my inbox...
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